THE NEON BURROWS

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The Neon Burrows Gallery
Teasers from the underground — full uncensored sets on SubscribeStar & Patreon.
18+ • Fictional adults only • Original by CasperGraves / Blocked Media

18+ ONLY • All characters fictional consenting adults • Original art by CasperGraves / Blocked Media • Privacy | Terms

Neon Burrows: The Blocked Media Report

Neon Burrows

Blocked Media // Intelligence Report v9.2

Beneath the surface lies a vertical megacity of bioluminescence, stolen tech, and arcane rhythm. Access is restricted. Recording is prohibited. Welcome to the underground.

The Vertical Sprawl

The Burrows are not a single cavern but a layered ecosystem. As one descends from the surface-adjacent "Glitter-Top" to the industrial "Scrapyard," the density of ambient magic fluctuates wildly. This chart correlates physical depth with the intensity of "Curve Magic" potential.

The Deep Drop

The entertainment hub. Magic here is fueled by bass and body heat. Home to The Gilded Gutter.

Mycelium Slums

Highest magic density. The bioluminescent fungi amplify the rhythmic energy of the residents.

Resident Demographics

The Burrows are dominated by "Shortstack" races. Humans are a minority, strictly categorized as "Guests" or "Tourists." This breakdown shows the permanent resident population composition, highlighting the Goblin majority that drives the tech-scavenging economy.

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Goblins (45%)

Engineers of the Scrapyard. Masters of "Goblin-fying" stolen tech.

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Kobolds (25%)

The workforce of the Deep Drop. Highly susceptible to rhythm magic.

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Imps (20%)

Security and enforcement. Often found managing the "Air-Locks".

Mechanics of "Curve Magic"

In the Burrows, physical volume—specifically of the lower body—acts as a biological battery for arcane energy. This radar chart analyzes the four primary manifestations of this power and how they are utilized in daily life versus combat.

Jiggle Portals

Short-range teleportation triggered by rhythmic impact. Used for instant travel between the Slums and the Drop.

Hypnotic Sway

A passive aura that lowers the cognitive resistance of observers. Essential for crowd control in the clubs.

Gravity Authority

High-level mages can alter local gravity, making their steps crush stone or allowing them to walk on walls.

High-Profile Targets

Comparison of key influencers within the Blocked Media ecosystem. We analyze their physical "Battery Size" (Lower Body Volume), their magical potency, and their volatility rating.

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The Bouncer
Syl
The DJ
Lira
The Bartender
Tink
The Mechanic

Human Protocol: The Three Blocks

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Block the Sight

Digital recording is impossible. Cameras glitch, displaying only the Blocked Media logo. Keep your phone in your pocket, or lose it to the goblins.

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Block the Path

Portals are one-way unless escorted. Never follow a resident into the Mycelium Slums without a direct invitation. You will get lost in the spores.

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Block the Ego

Height means nothing here. Disrespecting a resident results in immediate "Heavy Gravity" hexes. You are a guest in their world. Act like it.

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